The long-dead old-timers' reaction to what is going on today in JW land:
"No...wait...whaaaat! You're telling me Jehovah’s Witnesses now use a Toolbox instead of Magazine bags when preaching door to door? And they now use cartoon characters (Caleb & Sophia, etc) in their demonstrations? And they've replaced God's hard bound Bible with electronic devices and our beloved Kingdom Halls are now becoming Churches...I don't believe it...never!"
Believe it!!!